Dude, Wheres the Bar? Barry Lowe

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Published: February 26th 2014

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28 pages


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Dude, Wheres the Bar?  by  Barry Lowe

Dude, Wheres the Bar? by Barry Lowe
February 26th 2014 | Kindle Edition | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, audiobook, mp3, ZIP | 28 pages | ISBN: | 5.14 Mb

He met the love of his life last night…if only he could remember where they arranged to meet.It’s Mardi Gras and against all the odds, Jesse meets the love of his life. It’s love at first sight for both of them but during the rave party, Jesse getsMoreHe met the love of his life last night…if only he could remember where they arranged to meet.It’s Mardi Gras and against all the odds, Jesse meets the love of his life.

It’s love at first sight for both of them but during the rave party, Jesse gets wasted and loses track of his new best love. The only thing in his favour is that they’ve arranged to meet at the a Recovery Party in the morning if they happen to get separated. Problem is, Jesse has forgotten which bar it is and the only possible way to find his love is to retrace his steps.

As he does he realizes how wasted he really was: wondering whether he may have lost not only his innocence but the chance of a new romance as well.ExcerptDude, I was sooo wasted. I woke up, face down, drooling into the grass, something slimy crawling across my tongue.

Sweeet! As long as I didn’t swallow.I felt like Dorothy – somewhere over the rainbow. There sure were enough Friends of Dorothy cavorting about in sweet fuck all, their manhood’s covered by the smallest strip of fabric they could wrap around it. The cheek of it. Yeah, those too. Most of the guys had their butt cheeks hanging out inviting others to openly grope.Eww, gross. That’s exactly what other dudes were doing. Where the hell was I? I didn’t remember passing out in a park but that’s where I seemed to be.

A grassy square displaying pretty rainbow banners on huge flag poles.I leaned up on my elbow thinking I might see a Kansas cabin splatting a witch wearing striped socks. Nope. All I knew was these Munchkins were fuckin’ giants, until I realized it was because I was lying on the ground.

When I sat up, very gingerly, I could see they were just ordinary sized humans. Fags, but humans.That’s when I suddenly realized fags equal…OMG! The slime in my mouth could be man spunk. I spat it out, relaxing when I watched the lump of mucous crawl off into the grass.

Phew, that was close.I guess I’m not in Kansas anymore.I’m parched. Plus, I’ve got the munchies. Dude, what the fuck did I take? I cleared my throat and gozzied in the grass, still not so sure there wasn’t some ball juice mixed in with the saliva. My head hurt in that good way when the drugs are superfine, but they were making me confused.For instance, how come I knew about the fucking Wizard of Oz and Munchkins and Dorothy?

That’s like, Gay 101. That’s so not my life. Dude, I’m a Dude. With a big D.In the distance, I saw dudes selling water and munchies but their carts were as far away as Emerald City and I wasn’t sure I could make it. WTF? Emerald City? I think one of those sweet little colored pills I took gayed my brain.

That’s okay then, it’ll wear off. Sweet. But what if it doesn’t? Panic, like, but just for a second or two. My girlfriend wouldn’t let me. She’d soon cure me. Though, when she’s in a mood, she always accuses me and Chester, he’s my best mate, of really being closet fags. Anyway, she wouldn’t let me stay this way. Would she? They say it can’t be cured. You’re born that way or…Maybe I’m bisexual. Cool! I always wanted to bone a lesbian.Too much thinking, not enough drinking. I pushed myself up off the grass but fell back on my ass.

I felt like one of those turtles you see on National Geographic channel who flail about on their backs trying to turn themselves over. That struck me as funny so I put my arms and legs in the air and imitated a baby turtle.



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